"To safely inflate anally, you would need a medical machine that artifically insufflates your intestines with Carbon Dioxide, and preferably a medical supervisor to monitor you. Most of us don’t have access to such equipment, so we improvise with the equipment around us. The most commonly used items are
@jouest@werehatrack I started off searching for the straightforward, but evidently banal, “worst blowup chore”. Results were remarkably pedestrian. So I changed “blowup” to “inflation” and tried variations on that.
It’s… noteworthy… how much info there appears to be out there about body inflation. Apparently, this has been a thing. Until tonight, a thing about which I was blissfully unaware.
But now I know.
And therefore now you know…
Maybe we should just get back to lanterns from now on…
While all of the above would be a good choice, I’ll go with the air mattress simply because it means guests. My cats hate guests almost as much as I do.
@wyvern
I have a pair of SUPs and an electric inflator that plugs into the car. That was a game changer. I’m still continually amazed at how rigid an SUP is with 11-12 PSI.
@chienfou I have an electric inflator now, but SUPs aren’t near as much of a hassle as blowing up a kayak or even worse, a 5 person inflatable boat by hand. Lessons learned…
Edit: I am also impressed by how rigid the SUPs get!
I don’t know about the worst but I hear @PooltoyWolf is the best.
@yakkoTDI Oh my.
/giphy the more you know
https://www.bodyinflation.org/node/33504
"To safely inflate anally, you would need a medical machine that artifically insufflates your intestines with Carbon Dioxide, and preferably a medical supervisor to monitor you. Most of us don’t have access to such equipment, so we improvise with the equipment around us. The most commonly used items are
Bike Pumps
Aquarium Pumps
Their own lungs."
I… I had no idea.
@shahnm boy do I miss the person I was an hour ago, whose biggest concern was that someone would answer “inflatable sex doll” to this.
@jouest Hold our beers…
@jouest That’s what I was expecting, too …
@jouest @werehatrack I started off searching for the straightforward, but evidently banal, “worst blowup chore”. Results were remarkably pedestrian. So I changed “blowup” to “inflation” and tried variations on that.
It’s… noteworthy… how much info there appears to be out there about body inflation. Apparently, this has been a thing. Until tonight, a thing about which I was blissfully unaware.
But now I know.
And therefore now you know…
Maybe we should just get back to lanterns from now on…
The worst chore after a really serious blowup is hiding the bodies and filling in the crater before anyone notices.
which reminds me, @yakkoTDI, can I borrow your Jetta next week?
@werehatrack You got it. Just don’t bring it back with an empty tank.
No one offered ALL of the Above!
The colored glass bulb.
While all of the above would be a good choice, I’ll go with the air mattress simply because it means guests. My cats hate guests almost as much as I do.
South Florida in June. So all chores that require me be outside are equally terrible.
@ddbelyea /showme man trying to inflate a car tire while on the surface of the sun
@ddbelyea The showme command needs to be on a separate line.
/showme man trying to inflate a car tire while on the surface of the sun
@yakkoTDI ah, yes, thank you! Because I replied to my own message the @ was its own line.
Party balloons for those stupid picture backdrop arches.
/image balloon arch
Father’s Day. IYKYK
@katbyter
but I’m sure he’ll thank you.
Inflatable kayaks/boats.
@wyvern
I have a pair of SUPs and an electric inflator that plugs into the car. That was a game changer. I’m still continually amazed at how rigid an SUP is with 11-12 PSI.
@chienfou I have an electric inflator now, but SUPs aren’t near as much of a hassle as blowing up a kayak or even worse, a 5 person inflatable boat by hand. Lessons learned…
Edit: I am also impressed by how rigid the SUPs get!
Fenris used to take ages to blow up before I got a good pump, heh
Hot air balloon that falls out of the sky and kills all the occupants.
/youtube Airplane! Otto pilot inflation scene.